EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE
HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY
Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…
… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY
